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DEPARTMENT OF INTERNATIONAL CONCERN
Official travel advisories filed by Gerald
💼 Classified (but mostly harmless)
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Italy
Travel Advisory No. EU-001
🟡 Risk Level: Mildly concerning
Gerald says: Please remember that eating 12 scoops of gelato is not technically hydration
Known Incidents
❗Ordered dessert before breakfast
❗Ordered breakfast after dessert
❗Attempted “walking gelato”
⚠ Recommendation
✔️Drink water
✔️Probably
Canada
Travel Advisory No. NA-014
🟢 Risk Level: Surprisingly safe
Gerald says: The moose is not waving
Known Incidents
❗Visitor waved first
❗Moose remained emotionally unavailable
❗Visitor waved again
⚠ Recommendation
✔️Admire wildlife
✔️From considerably farther away
Japan
Travel Advisory No. AS-008
🟢 Risk Level: Extremely organized
Gerald says: You do not need to apologize to vending machines
Known Incidents
❗Thanked vending machine
❗Bowed to vending machine
❗Apologized after selecting the wrong drink
⚠ Recommendation
✔️The machine isn’t offended
Australia
Travel Advisory No. AU-021
🔴 Risk Level: Gerald has concerns
Gerald says: Everything is not trying to kill you… (long pause) …most things probably aren’t
Known Incidents
❗Pointed at spider
❗Spider appeared unimpressed
❗Everyone relocated
⚠ Recommendation
✔️Look first
✔️Then look again
Peru
Travel Advisory No. SA-017
🟡 Risk Level: Thin air ahead
Gerald says: Llamas are not licensed tour guides
Known Incidents
❗Asked llama for directions
❗Llama declined comment
❗Selfie still happened
⚠ Recommendation
✔️Respect the altitude
✔️Respect the llama
Kenya
Travel Advisory No. AF-009
🟢 Risk Level: Extraordinary
Gerald says: The giraffe is already taller than you
Known Incidents
❗Visitor attempted comparison photo
❗Giraffe remained undefeated
⚠ Recommendation
✔️Appreciate wildlife
✔️Avoid measuring contests
Antarctica
Travel Advisory No. AN-001
🔵 Risk Level: Cold… very cold
Gerald says: Penguins are not coworkers
Known Incidents
❗Introduced self to penguin
❗Assigned penguin a department
❗Penguin ignored management structure
⚠ Recommendation
✔️They’re excellent neighbors
✔️They’re terrible employees
📋 Gerald’s Professional Opinion:
Every recommendation has been thoroughly researched and almost completely disregarded by Miss Pig-possible™
